- Castiel: Sam, Look after Dean.
- Castiel: Because well the writers cannot keep us in the same room together for more than 5 minutes without a blowjob occuring.
Sam: Cas, what the heck are you doin’?
Cas: Uh, research. I’m researchin’.
Sam: Research? About what?
Cas: Uh, anatomy?
Dean: Hey, Cas, want me to show you my First Blade?
Sam: Good lord, Dean. That pickup line is older ‘n Cas!
Cas: Yes, I would like to do research with you, Dean.
Dean: Cool. The shower is this way.
Sam: This is not my life.